So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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