i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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