question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
well you can't waste a boner
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I would fuck him just for his dog
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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