You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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