He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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