Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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