Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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