i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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