RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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