were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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