yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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