I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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