It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Randomize
