I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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