You just made me feel so damn special
Jerry, you need to find god
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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