oh god the rape fog is back!
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I have post one night stand depression
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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