THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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