In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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