guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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