Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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