I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I could make wine with my vomit
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Two words: nipple clamps
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