people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
someone owes me an orgasm
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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