i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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