the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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