I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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