you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Randomize
