I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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