even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
