So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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