i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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