Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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