Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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