would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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