Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
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