its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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