I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
These tits shall not be calmed
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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