At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
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You. Win. At. Life.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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