Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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