16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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