Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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