none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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