great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
