I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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