When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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