Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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