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You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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