what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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