google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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