Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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