btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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